Hawaii – If you were planning on living in Hawaii then make room in your budget for a boat! You can be fined for not owning one.
Idaho – In Pocatello, you’re not allowed to be seen without a smile on your face. Perhaps watch some comedy before you leave the house!
Illinois – Because it’s such a common thing to do in life, when in Chicago, you can’t eat at a place that is on fire.
Indiana – If you can’t control yourself you may not want to go out in Indiana guys. It’s illegal to be sexually aroused in public.
Iowa – If you have a horse, keep it under control and if you catch a horse doing this, you can either let it go or call the authorities! It is prohibited that a horse eats a fire hydrant in Marshalltown.
Kansas – When in Derby, it is illegal to hit a vending machine after it’s stolen your money. So does this mean we can kick the vending machine instead?
Kentucky – Keep your dog on its leash unless you want him to go to doggy prison! In Fort Thomas, dogs aren’t allowed to molest cars.
Louisiana – Because everybody wants a pet alligator, stealing one could see you locked up for ten years.
Maine – You must not, at any time whilst in Maine, walk out of a plane whilst it is flying. I’m assuming you can walk out of a plane in other states though?
Maryland – When you and your pet lion Lionel go and visit the family in Maryland, please remember not to take him with you to the movies. It’s illegal.